A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Miami Heat.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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