What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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666

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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lebron

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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