Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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