Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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