What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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