What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Hi Adam,

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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