Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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thumbs up!

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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