what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Your mother is so fat.

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i like pie

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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