Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Yo Mamma

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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