where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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i have cancer

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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