- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

That's as gay as AIDS.

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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