- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

a man walks into a bar and dies

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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