A black guy gets arrested...

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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