Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Anti Joke

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