What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

Poop.

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

This is a joke for Homeless people:

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

Where did John go? Refrigerator

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

What rymes with milk..... milf

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

Rebecca Black's new album.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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