What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

This is a joke for Homeless people:

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

Where did John go? Refrigerator

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

What rymes with milk..... milf

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

Rebecca Black's new album.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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