What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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