What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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knock knock. no one's home..

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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