What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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hi im paul!

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Your eye color is very unique.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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