A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Diana and victoria

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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i like pie

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A black guy gets arrested...

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Why? Because racecar.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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