Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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BUT HWY?

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Jesus wept.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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