why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Asian NASCAR.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Womens Basketball.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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2+2= 478

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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