Your eye color is very unique.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Netball.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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2+2= 478

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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i like pie

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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