Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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your mom

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Anti Joke

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