A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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