Womens Basketball.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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