- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my names jim haha

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

Womens Basketball.

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

Women's Rights

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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