roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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black

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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