robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Women's Rights

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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My nipple is bleeding

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Hey, you have small hands.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Anti Joke

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