What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

^that joke's not funny

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

Netball.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Womens Basketball.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

The AIDS patient was gay

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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