Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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