three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Poop.

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