What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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hi im paul!

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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America Votes

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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womens rights

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Itookasipasoda

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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