Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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knock knock. no one's home..

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Guess what? SHADAP

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Poop.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Anti Joke

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