make me a sandwich!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Libraries.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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minorities

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Ben is gay

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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