what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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