Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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69.... is a number

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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