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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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mitt romney

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Women's rights.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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