How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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