- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

A hayride would be fun.

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Women's rights.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

a black guy with rights in 1924

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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