did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Gay rights

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Winking at old people

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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