Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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A black person in the NHL

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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