Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

thumb_up thumb_down +26

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

thumb_up thumb_down +4

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

thumb_up thumb_down

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Two Jews walk in a bar...

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops