What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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