How Long is a Chinese man.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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My nipple is bleeding

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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69.... is a number

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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