What's 1+1? 4.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Guess what? SHADAP

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Popsicles

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Anti Joke

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