What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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