- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

This is a joke for Homeless people:

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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