- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

A scottish man having fun

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

wanna hear a joke? no

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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