boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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your going to die

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Itookasipasoda

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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