What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Gay rights

What's big? Jupiter.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

9/11

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

A baby seal walks into a club...

A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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