Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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