why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Anti Joke

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