What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

women's rights

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Where to, sir? Forward.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

I Love Hitler.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Laura Pratz..

What's 1+1? 4.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

I love you.

guess what?

P0P T4Rt

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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