What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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