there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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blubber vaginass CC

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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