What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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American healthcare.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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