- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Laura Pratz..

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

The Bible

women's rights

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Women's Rights...

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

A man sat down Then he stood up

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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