- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

The Mets win the World Series

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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