A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Winking at old people

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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what color is blue? green

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Goat balls.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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