- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

Female Athletics

Rick Perry.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

69.... is a number

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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