- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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