- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Women's rights.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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