- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

A black man killed someone

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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