Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Your mom.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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