- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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