- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

wanna hear a joke? no

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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