What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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A joke

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Women's rights

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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