- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like your hair

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

The Mets win the World Series

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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