What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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pussy enough said

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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