One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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