- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Women's Rights

I got shot, you laughed

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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