What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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69

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Your mom.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Kim Kardashian.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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