What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Goat balls.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Penis.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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