what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Women's Rights...

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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My life

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Hair

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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