How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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theres a fat guy

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Women's Rights

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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