knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Your mother is so fat.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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