- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Whats a cat? A cat!

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

My nipple is bleeding

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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