Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

my names jim haha

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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