why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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