What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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My nipple is bleeding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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