A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

Liars go to hell! -God

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

what rhymes with sloth? rape

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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