Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Gay rights

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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hi im paul!

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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your mom

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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