- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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