Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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theres a fat guy

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Your mom.

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