a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Roses are red Violets are blue

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

Five guys one rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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