- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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