Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Yah? Well your a ********

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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