- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

My mom touched my wiener : \

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