A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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A black man without problems.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Winking at old people

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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