- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

Hi my name is Bob

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

69.... is a number

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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