What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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