- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

Whats green and tasty? Snot

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

minorities

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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