Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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guess what?

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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