Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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pussy enough said

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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