- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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