A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Womens Basketball.

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