panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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I like turtoes.

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Hi Adam,

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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