What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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hi im paul!

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Women's rights.

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You're on fire.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Animal

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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