Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Women's Rights

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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