clamidia

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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i have cancer

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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my names jim haha

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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