Asian NASCAR.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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pussy enough said

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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