What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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your mom

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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girls basketball

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Diana and victoria

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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