- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

what is white and red all over? a ginger

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

Asian NASCAR.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

Rebecca Black's new album.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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