- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

Hello, nice to meet you.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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