What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Miami Heat.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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anti-joke teehee

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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