A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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your mom

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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