What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Dick Chaney

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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