- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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