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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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