Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Your momma's so fat...

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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