A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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