why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Religion

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Yee

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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