- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

A hayride would be fun.

What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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