What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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I went to the store and I fell

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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