What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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BUT HWY?

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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who farted i did :]

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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girls basketball

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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