- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? fart

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

What rymes with milk..... milf

Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

A man walks around a bar.

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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