- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Good to see you today!

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

Your momma's so fat...

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