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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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You.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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Hi

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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