Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

thumb_up thumb_down +58

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

thumb_up thumb_down +26

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

thumb_up thumb_down -60

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops