What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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