Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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nick toth

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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hrih

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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