I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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lebron

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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