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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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