What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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lebron

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Chikin nuggets

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Yee

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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BUT HWY?

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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