What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Religion

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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