- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

Arrow to the Knee

A man walks around a bar.

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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