- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

The Holocaust

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Religion

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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