What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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womens sports...

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Wumbo

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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