What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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