i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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whats black. an african american person

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Sarah Palin

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Dick Chaney

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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