- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

The meme walks out of the bar.

Women's Rights

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

what is not funny? This joke.

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

Knock knock

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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