What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Sarah Palin

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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