Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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