Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Gale swallows.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Anti Joke

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