whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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240

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Dick Chaney

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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69.9

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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i was molested.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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