There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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