why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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FIRE!!

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What?

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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what the hell happened to your face

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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