Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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FIRE!!

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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