what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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