what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Knock knock

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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